If you're unfamiliar with the Puppy Bowl, we don't blame you. Well, that's not entirely true...we DO blame you (seriously, what's WRONG with you?!), but we're here to help. So, it's okay that you watch ESPN obsessively. We do too (no we don't, just sometimes & only in moderation, we're trying to empathize!). Following & appreciating sports is fantastic, sure, but there's more to life than JUST a bunch of dudes in tights running around on a giant field with a ball. Seriously, it's time to diversify. How weird would you look if aliens came to our planet & decided to study YOUR habits. They'd find the whole thing just plain weird, & probably think about killing us all with lasers. Because of YOU. That won't really happen though, because eventually they would discover that puppies exist, & nobody wants to kill puppies.
That said, there will be no scoffing, shunning, tsking, hemming or hawing at our idea. Got it? We are not concerned with whether or not you are well-versed in the wide world of cute (LOL cats, cuteoverload, I Can Haz Cheezburger, etc), we just want people who are eager to learn. Are you willing to let the waves of cuteness crash against your shore like freshly-lapped water in a bowl?
Good. Here's what you'll need.
1. Beer. Preferably something dog-centric.
2. People food that looks like dog food. Some delicious Chili, perhaps a bowl filled with combos.
3. Shirts with baby animals on them. We need to know you're into the game.
4. Something to numb your face. Smile & laughter-induced injury is common.
Don't worry, we're definitely planning on flipping over to the Super Bowl during commercial breaks. So, who's ready to get cute?
You should try the total anti-Super Bowl Sunday. Instead of flipping over to SB commercials, change the channel to any number of specials or marathons: http://tvtango.com/news/detail/id/158
ReplyDeletecan i come over after i take my mom to the airport??
ReplyDeleteI'm with anonymous up there.
ReplyDeleteand pbj, could you have found a SCARIER puppy? sheesh!
i just read that and i'm tisking, wondering what the hell you'll be doing on sunday. i'll be waiting for the aliens with a chicken wing in one hand and a glass of wine or beer in the other. it depends on how butchy i'm feeling. lastly, there certainly isn't anything more exciting than hunky men running after each other in tights. yeeeooww.
ReplyDeleteAnd you have to make this!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.momswhothink.com/easy-recipes/puppy-chow-recipe.html
ohh yea!!!! my mom used to make that when we were kids!
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