In the past few years, there are those among us who have never left the Bacon thought cycle. These are the folks responsible for a large array of bacon-themed & bacon-tasting products. There are many different foods which have been wrapped in bacon, drinks that have been mixed with bacon, band aids that look like bacon, bacon-flavored mayonaise, bacon-flavored mints, bacon-flavored dental floss...there is even a bacon-making alarm clock! Okay, that last one is pretty amazing, I admit.
But it has gotten a bit ridiculous. Where do we draw the line on bacon obsession? Somebody has made a bacon-scented, bacon print tuxedo.
PEOPLE. Put down the bacon for a moment & just breathe! If the air you're breathing smells like bacon grease, step outside & breathe. There are other meat products in the world. Chances are, heaven doesn't look like this:
i had bacon band-aids and i loved them.
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