Just a quick thought from the Tiger Attack Twins tonight.
As we all know, California has a massive budget crisis. Meanwhile, this dude with bleach blonde hair who looks like he just stepped out of 1997 is giving away millions of dollars to people who perform Stupid Human Tricks on national television.
HEY ADVERTISERS! WHY DONT YOU TAKE THE MONEY YOU ARE SPENDING TO TELL US ABOUT HOW COOL THE NEW BUICK LACROSSE IS & GIVE IT TO CALIFORNIA STATE TEACHERS.
Either that, or maybe you should just cut out the middle man & start filming "Minute to Win it" live from prison.
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Wednesday, April 7
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It's crazy how money is spent in our society. It really is sad.
ReplyDeleteAhh. common sense...where has it gone?
You say that as if there were something incredibly immoral about our government spending more on defense than the next 25 nations combined while the underfunded school system churns out batch after batch of functionally illiterate dullards with test scores comparable the students in the third world.
ReplyDeleteDude...I couldn't have put it better than that, Chad. You nailed it.
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